So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
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He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
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So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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