When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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