he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
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i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
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YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
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