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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You thought cars couldnt see you if you stuck your head in the mail box
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Banged my ex-wife last night...so I belong to that club now.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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