Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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