I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
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Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just tried to eat one of my ear plugs, thinking it was a cheese curl. I need it to be break RIGHT NOW.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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