This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
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you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
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The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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