Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
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hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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