That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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