Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
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Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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