Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
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Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
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My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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