How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
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In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
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I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
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Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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