I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
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We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
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He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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