How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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