We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
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been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
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He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
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