New invention idea: vibrating tampons
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
I yelled out "blow jobs!" in my macroeconomics class. Ask me more about how my life is spiraling out of control.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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