i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You made me promise I wouldnt let you play "fuck fuck goose" with a 40 year old ever again.
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