I must be too annoying 4 u.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
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Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
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We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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