I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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