We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
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It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
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