I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
he shaved USA in his pubs
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Dude just texted me asking if I could drive 45 mins for a quickie dude use your hand
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Randomize