Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
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I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
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I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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