we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
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It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
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