i just woke up in the woods behind my house in handcuffs and a dan marino jersey ive never seen before
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
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she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
Alive.
So much puke
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
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I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
BRING THE BAGELS
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
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