Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
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He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
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DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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