How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
So I hogged the stall at Denny's for so long that a little kid shit his pants and ran crying to his mother. Am I a terrible person for this being the proudest moment of my life?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
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I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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