margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just made a steamroller out of a christmas ornament. I feel so festive.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
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I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
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Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize