I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
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Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
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"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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