Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
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just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
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I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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