You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
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If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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