I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
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On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
did i just pee glitter
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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