She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
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Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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