alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
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She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
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That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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