Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
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i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
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Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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