So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
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I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
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Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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