she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
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I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
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I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
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