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assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
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He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
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I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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