You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
mom and grandma are in town. grandma wants to get drunk with you
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
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My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
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I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
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