I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
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Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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