she takes plan B like it's going out of style
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
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My neighbors are outside blasting Hootie and the Blowfish while drunkenly hitting a stump with a hammer. I could get used to this.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
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You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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