Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I can tuck mytits in my pants
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
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I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
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There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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