Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
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Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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