Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
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Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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