he puts the penis in happiness.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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