i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
I realized as I was wesiging my engamemby ring that you'd never love me tha same. I have life plans and Sam showed them to me
What? You're not speaking real words.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
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She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
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Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's rum buckets o'clock
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
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