If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
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She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
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He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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