Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
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It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
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think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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