I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
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I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
It's time you knew: I have been dating your probation officer for 7 months. Pretty certain he's THE ONE. So, thanks for being a criminal.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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