You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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