yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
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He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
So much Jack, so little girl.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
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